Total Medals Earned: 133 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,275 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
find it
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/320 points)
Doom: Complete the first episode of Doom.
Heretic: Turn an enemy into a chicken.
Doom: Get the chainsaw.
Doom: Find the secret Military Base level.
Heretic: Find the secret level.
Heretic: Beat the first episode.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the cleric.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the fighter.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the mage.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/145 points)
Drive 40mph with 10 marijuana.
Continuously hold down the horn for 10 seconds.
Get 2000 points driving legally.
Get hit by three cars of the same color.
Die within 5 seconds of starting.
Get a final score of 2000 with 5 ecstasy and 5 shrooms.
Get killed by 4 cars driving next to each other.
Get a final score of at least 2500 with at least 15 ecstasy.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)